Corrupt-a-wish

you sleep in more but then you get sick and tired of comming home after dinner and eventually kill yourself for some stupid reason

i wish that my labtop would work

it does but everything on it is wiped out EVERYTHING

i wish pbj banana would come to life

he comes to life and says penut butter jelly time without ever stopping, and after loosing a week of sleep you go insane and jump off a cliff and you land in a pool of prihannas that slowly eat all non vital organs, and then you crawl out of the water and get hit by a car that sends you flying into a necular bomb that was going to hit russia because sean is russian.

i wish i wasnt alergic to animals

u get cured and want to meet new animals so u go to thw forest and meet a bear who slowly eates u to death

i wish there was no such thing as sickness

some terrist who hates everyone invents a new sickness that is more deadly then anything else that we know of

i wish that PS3 costed less then $300

it does acual it cost so much less they give u money with it and then u have so much u decide to burn, then catch ur house on fire with the ps3 in it so u r poor on the street

i wish i could get a ps3, little big planet for it, 4 controlers, and call of duty modern warfare 2

you get want it SO much, you steal it and end up in jail for life
i wish the next metroid game didnt get delayed an extra 2 or 3 months

it didnt acualy iut delayed back 2 weeks so it will never come out

i wish sic would acualy not abuse their powers and be a good person and help alot

you end up having to choose sean and the world blows up



i wish that SIC could be picked in a way that isnt a popularity vote

there is no other way and matt ends up winning and u commit suicide and die yaaaaahhh!!!

i wish soda was never invented

it was then invented, but called pop instead of soda

i wish for world peace, not this shitty country that has gone downhill since obama was elected

it happenes but it is so peacful the aleins who use to watch it on their tvs get mad and blow up earth causing us all to die

i wish bloons tower defence would have a 5th game!!!!

the ninjakiwi team works so hard on it, that myninjakiwi never re-opens because they are exauhsted.

i wish that the banana would stop dancing

they all stop dancing then life becomes so boring we all commit suicide and die

i wish the banans would dance forever and never get tired or get hurt!!!!

they dont
i wish for no more tests/quizzes

you get mentally retarted and die sometime after due to retardness

i wish amir had a pony

u cant die from retardedness

amir gets the pony then his young bro breaks it

i wish for unlimited money

i wish the new sic could have all the smileys that r on my computer so they could upload them for me

there comp gets overloaded and then destroyed by the rapist



i wish that school would stop with english lessions, we all know how to speak dont we?

they end up stop sending us english lessons and the new little kids end up learning idfferent launguages and we all become teraist and die

i wish that i could poop

matt ends up doing it, but then he FOLLOWS ALL THE RULES and they we all go insane and kill ourselves

i wish levi had a pony

he gets the pony but kills u and levi because of ur bi***ness toward me

i wish levi would be really fat

levi gets fatter then barbara, then sits on me and crushes all my fat painfully, then due to being levi he looses all the weight and becomes normal again.

i wish obama would die in a hole cause he sucks

he does die, but the next preisdent is haunted and dies!!!

i wish levi would not be so picky on this site!!!

the website falls apart for some reason

i wish levi would make this smiley work for eveyone else